Alright, now that I've sent that message to the half of a loling poser in my life, I would now like to address the rest of the people in my life. If you don't see me on a regular basis, you can totally skip this. However, if you do, pay VERY close attention.

There are three simple facts about me that you should all know so as not to make me hate the crap out of you. They are:

1. I hate most of the world
2. I am ALWAYS PMSing
3. I actually DO have a personal bubble. Do NOT invade it or else you WILL die.

The most important of those is the last. My personal bubble is two feet around me in every direction. TWO FUCKING FEET! THAT'S NOT HARD TO ADHERE BY! but yet... some people just CANNOT seem to get that in their heads. There are a total of 5 people on this earth who can invade my personal bubble without asking. TWO of them are on dA. If you think you are one of those people, you are wrong (unless, of course, you are one of them... in which case, you are right. If you are magically both of them, you are probably a unicorn)

There is, however, the few exceptions that make the rule. They are:

1. if I look particularly depressed/am crying you may ask if I need a hug. If I say yes, you may proceed to hug me for no more than three seconds.
2. if you are also a person who does not enjoy physical contact, you may hug me on occasion because I know if you feel like hugging me, it's out of genuine... whatever the hell it is.
3. if you are particularly sad, I will give you a hug, if you want.
4. If I am at con/country fair, my bubble gets left at home

If the situation does not meet any of those four circumstances, please do not hug me, touch me, or exist any less than two feet away from me.

So, just to clear this up... No, I'm not a germaphobe, no, I'm not claustrophobic (as I have pretended for the last couple of weeks) and No, I am not feeling any more annoyed at the world than I usually am, I am simply fed up with it and decided it was time to let you all know: I need my space, so you'd better the hell give it to me.

Thanks for listening! Ciao~

P.S. if you're from P-town, you are exempt. You're all way too awesome and I don't see any of you enough to be bothered if you hug me.

P.P.S. Dance teachers are immune to bubbles... it is a law of nature