So, after accidentally listening to my own message machine, I realized that it's, you know... REALLY FUCKIN' SCARRY. So, I changed it! Of course, now it's boring and stupid, but at least I won't scare off any normal people or not normal people for that matter. You may all call me now without the fear of dist running after you and pillaging you.

for those of you who never called me, for the record, my machine said, in my own special freaky dist voice:

Well done, my old friend, you've reached the super ultra gorgeous fon of Natalia loser of the game kimlasca lanvaldear the Rosiee. Please leave your name and number and I'll write it down in my revenge journal *maniacal laughter*

see? see? scary...